Puppet Master's Domain

"Dude, where's my gameplay?"

2008-07-30T14:48:00.001-04:00

Do you remember when the first Super Mario Bros. came out for the NES, or when Street Fighter II: Champion Edition came out in the Arcades, or when Super Metroid came out on the SNES, and rocked the living daylights out of us and we actually didn't care that much how much a game was detailed back then?

If you're wondering where it went, look just outside a game developer's office, right next to the garbage bin, you'll see that once marvelous idea put to waste.

Now, you may be wondering why I'm trashing on next-gen games, but believe me, the extra effort put in put details isn't much worth it anymore, because even if you come bitching at me saying:

Hey asshole, you're trashing the wave of the future. You haven't tried those games out yet.

To be humble and honest, I really don't give a shit about what you say, because I grew up in the 90's, and you my friend, do not know shit of what you're talking about quality gaming. If you really want to know gaming glory, try and step back into the Atari 2600 days, where the simplest, 4-bit graphics were at it's peak, so fuck off if you don't know what you're talking about, and go crawl back to your cave or where ever you came from... Asshole. -_-

Sure, the textures weren't state-to-the-art back then, but as they say: "Better textures don't make a better game."

Street Fighter, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear Solid, Super Mario, Mortal Kombat, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tetris, Final Fight, Contra, Castlevania, Kid Icarus, The Legend of Zelda, Kirby, Samus and tons and tons of great games/characters came before all this new-gen thing you call "best gaming ever."

The End.

The annoying things in life

2008-07-23T22:16:00.004-04:00

You know, in my lifetime, I've been through the good and the bad. If you say that you've been through Hell, just imagine being in my fucking shoes, making life hard as it is already.

There are those who say that they're better than everyone at anything, which are complete assholes. You've got people who say that meat is murder and would give pets the same rights as humans, which are tree-hugging assholes.
You've got those who say that same-sex marriage is a sin, and would beat it out of their children to be normal living people of society, which are religious assholes. You've got those who think they deserve an apology after a horrific event, like slavery which happened about 400 years ago, which are cocky assholes.

And lastly, every other type of asshole that you can think of, post it as a comment.

Now, I may have gone a bit far on the "cocky asshole" part, but as I can say to you, racism isn't cool, as uncool as being a pedophile or being a cruel motherfucker to animals or even to humans.

From my experience online, which it could be Facebook, MySpace or whatever, you don't need to act like this or you'll be already on my blacklist.

It has to do how society acts up, or you'd be already packing, trying to find a better place to live in with better neighbors. Pobody's nerfect, right? If we were, we'd be robots, not human.

Sorry, guys.

2008-07-23T22:14:00.001-04:00

I've been away too long, and I don't know if I'll continue on. Maybe I'll try to update it like I used to, back in the good ol' days.

Biggest coding flaw in video game history

2008-03-29T14:39:00.003-04:00

As much as coding goes so that your "Moods" application doesn't get hacked and it could be switched by a friend to "Gay" or "Emo", having a rich coding so that bugs can't be exploited to serve as a player's advantage and reach new heights, this coding flaw belongs to a video game in the 8-bit generation, and to what game you may ask, the one and only "Mega Man 3" by Capcom.

For the people in the Western Hemisphere at the time to understand and to be familiarized, they switched it from "Rock Man 3" which is for the gamers who live in Japan.

Now, as a start in Mega Man 2, balanced jumping were in both versions, but not in the USA version of it's sequel.

If you walk around in a robot master's stage and jump in specific areas, you might see Mega Man jump as if Crash, Mega Man's dog, was utterly useless, which occurs to me if he injected his legs with hydraulics, jumping to places unreachable in the Japanese version.

Second of all, as we know now that Mega Man has some kind of hydraulics in his legs to jump to new heights, you can actually avoid a restart of a robot master's level by using Mega Man's "hydraulics" and keep jumping like so, hearing the "pit death" sound, making the level silent of music until he reaches the boss's lair.

And as a final flaw of coding, if you've defeated Shadow Man and acquire his Shadow Blades, you can access your third and final special weapon, which is the "Crash Jet" and you can fill up and use without defeating Needle Man.

I think that the Mega Man development team over at Capcom were actually too busy making the game and not checking if there were any flaws in the game.

Samurai Shodown Arcade Introductions

2008-02-08T23:20:00.000-05:00

This is an Arcade introduction of a fun samurai game called 'Samurai Shodown' in which 'shodown' is 'engrish' which was poorly translated from Japanese to English.

Mortal Kombat Arcade Introductions

2008-01-31T16:49:00.000-05:00

This is my second introduction video but for the well-known but controversial versus fighting game called Mortal Kombat.

Street Fighter Arcade Introductions

2008-01-19T15:44:00.001-05:00

For the first time in my life, I actually did something else rather than upload a video of me playing a game. Thanks to 2econd2tage, he told me to change how I make videos and that he told me that other YouTubers as well only do gameplay videos which is repetitive.

Enjoy. :)

Mortal Komedy

2007-12-31T19:52:00.000-05:00

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

April Fools Episode

Holiday Episode

More to come! :)

Happy Tree Friends - Sli Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya

2007-12-28T14:53:00.001-05:00

Flaky goes down skiing but with an unexpected horror.

Red Matter: Chemical Reality

2007-12-28T12:47:00.000-05:00

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

More to come! :)

Happy Tree Friends - Stealing The Spotlight

2007-12-20T15:28:00.001-05:00

I'm sure that it really doesn't matter how much light bulbs you have on your house unless you're really giving some holiday cheer.

YouTube Drama

2007-12-20T14:38:00.001-05:00

Thanks to Blunty3000, he clearly explains why people are creating drama videos and deleting their accounts. It makes me wonder why they're being such pussies because they think that they're losing their precious views. =O

Trials of a Gamer

2007-12-14T18:13:00.005-05:00

Our protagonist is playing World of Warcraft and the unsuspecting happens, which his legs fall asleep when he wants to finally eat something. Will he survive or perish to the hunger that he desires so much?

Ryu's win pose in Street Fighter Alpha 3

2007-12-14T18:13:00.003-05:00

I'd like to thank Capcom for making this kick ass game and for the game to look like an Anime cartoon if only I could watch some interesting ones. >_>

All about Halifax

2007-12-13T21:25:00.000-05:00

Picnicface brings you a description of their hometown, Halifax which coincidentally brings randomness to it as well. Just remember that Halifax is a sex knight but it fucks Dartmouth right in the ass.

Powerthirst energy drinks

2007-12-12T19:52:00.000-05:00

All I can say that I want to drink those energy drinks and now I can actually outrun people I couldn't before.

Picnicface: Super Bingo

2007-12-07T23:40:00.000-05:00

As a 1337 h4X0r would say: "ROFLMFAO!" Epic randomness which CollegeHumor and Picnicface compiled together to be one of the most random videos I've ever seen! LOL!

A saying reminicing life's harsh reality

2007-12-03T16:03:00.001-05:00

There are hard times in life when you've hit rock bottom and there are people who bother others because they're good at what they're doing to others.

If they just let the assholes do their job of bugging them constantly, than he's got a headlock on your life which can be a living Hell.

The video is from "Team America: World Police" and explains the theory of the 3 kinds of people; dicks, pussies and assholes.

Let's just hope that you don't throw up watching this, okay? :)

The Singhsons

2007-11-29T20:24:00.001-05:00

So I was going through another blog trying to find if my YouTube friend, Jedite had his own Wikipedia page which I totally doubted it, which I stumbled upon this video of The Simpsons if it had it's own Indian version, from India and I was like: "What the fuck is this?" which I found awesome as well. So I can't even believe than 20th Century FOX hasn't sued the converters from India.

Cheers, Dhalsim! :)

Video games that's considered as shit

2007-11-25T17:45:00.001-05:00

For those of you who are reading this, I'm not talking about today's shitty games, I'm talking about the games during the 8-bit and 16-bit era with other consoles of priceless shit we grew up during that era of video gaming.

For those who can relive the shitty games made back in the day in commentary by my good friend Jedite, please enjoy the videos that will make you laugh until a heartache or even die from laughter.

Dragon's Lair (NES)

Super Man (NES)

Double Dare (NES)

Amagon (NES)

Castlevania: The Adventure (NES)

Haunted Castle (Arcade)

Sword of Vermilion (Genesis)

Double Dragon III (Genesis)

Transformers (NES)

Street Combat (SNES)

Dragon Ball Z: Legacy of Goku

DJ Boy (Genesis)

Aerostar (Gameboy)

WCW Nitro (PC)

There's also a movie based off other shitty games he's played during his life and it's called: Jedite's Revenge.

Part 1

Part 2

Video game movies: Movies never to be seen

2007-11-20T20:33:00.000-05:00

Remember when you played such games as Street Fighter II, Doom, Super Mario Bros., House of the Dead and Mortal Kombat?

I surely do, since they're the only thing which is the real fucking deal, ladies and gentlemen.

Since the beginning of so-called "masterpieces" in Hollywood form, we as gamers call it a big pile of fucking steaming diarrhea mixed with puke and ammonia, wrapped in tinfoil and sent to every loyal video gamer in the world.

What I'm explaining is that those wimps who calls themselves directors , writers and special effect technicians who claim that they've played the games knowing that everyone of us will be furious and will ask for their money back from local theaters and/or their local Blockbuster.

It's as insulting as getting bitch slapped and given the middle finger for being a loyal fan and investing timeless hours on your Super Nintendo or even an emulator.

They shouldn't be made, which I could say that if ever the Halo movie being directed by Peter Jackson, (let's hope it won't) sitting on his ass all day worshiping his won Academy awards so it'll just be as pointless waiting for the movie to be released.

In closing notes, my YouTube friend Jedite will give out his opinions on Street Fighter: The Movie.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter III

2007-11-05T15:06:00.000-05:00

If you'd like to know who'll win in the fight between Mortal Kombat (Sub-Zero, Scorpion and Reptile in 1) vs. Street Fighter III (Ryu, Ken and Akuma in 1*), than view this awesome video but to be frank, this is just the fight scene, not with the end.

*Unclear on the subject, please refer to the Newgrounds portal site here.

If you love Super Mario like I do

2007-11-05T14:48:00.001-05:00

Super Mario, an Italian accented video game character who has made children happy for their whole childhood brought to them by the wonderful and creative mind of Shigeru Miyamoto, who's also the father of the other Mushroom Kingdom characters and villains.

To embrace him and his famous video games on the Nintendo Entertainment System (Famicom), Super Nintendo Entertainment System (Super Famicom), Nintendo 64, Game Cube and other systems as well, I'd be delighted to share with you a commercial of his only breakfast cereal only shown in Japan in the early 1980's or 1990's.

Super Mario Cereal

If you still haven't had enough, you should enjoy a comical flash game about Bullet Bill, a famous bullet from the Super Mario Bros. 3 game on the NES. :)

Bullet Bill

A flash game for office workers who hate their job

2007-11-05T14:34:00.000-05:00

I was going through Game Revolution, a site of reviews, previews, screenshots, cheats, downloads, online games and short videos which I stumbled upon a very interesting, yet clever game for an office worker who has to commit suicide in 5 minutes before an office meeting with the boss. The title of the game is 5 Minutes To Kill Yourself and it showed how desperate the office worker (you, the protagonist) hates his cube life in an office building.

The controls are simple, the arrow keys (up, down, left right) and the action button (space) which indicates with little cyan arrows pointing down to the item available for self-inflicted damage. As the title implies, you have 5 minutes before another boring meeting with the Devil, the boss of the protagonist.

Remember, there are people who interrupt your mission while you look for items in the bathroom, kitchen, other cubicles and the front of the supply room.

I put the flash game on this site so you won't have to Google it unless you live by Google and always use it. :)

5 Minutes To Kill Yourself

I'm back on RPGForums!! :)

2007-11-04T23:43:00.000-05:00

Yep, it's official. After 4 long months of doing the same things such as playing on MAME, foruming on Red Matter and on Mortal Komedy. I've finally stepped up back to the plate to bring back the old foruming memories of my old and trustworthy friends.

I know, some of my other good friends on those other two forums might be wondering if I'd come back. Don't worry, I'm part of those places as well and it isn't like I never left without leaving a little memo on the fridge.

Everybody is my friend except for those I hate personally on RPGForums (you know who you people are) and you'll know that this maggot has evolved into Earthworm Jim, one of the most bad ass, gun shooting worms there is.

I'll try to be with everybody at the same time but it doesn't mean I won't have time for myself and have a little session of Heretic, Hexen, Doom or even some Street Fighter Alpha 3 and have a time out between days.

Happy Halloween everybody!

2007-10-31T16:00:00.000-04:00

On October 31st, we dress up as goblins, vampires, skeletons, mummies, pirates or even your favorite cartoon or video game characters. It's a time where they go door-to-door and say "Trick or Treat" as the magical Halloween message to either receive or get no treats on this day. Anyways, it's my brother's birthday today. He's 22 now and if he's reading this, I want to let him know that I love him as a brother. :)

So, what did you dress up as? The readers can comment on this post while I write down mine. I dressed up as one of my all-time favorite video game characters, Super Mario. Ahh, the long, dark mustache with light-brown sideburns with the ability to grow, throw firballs, stomp on Goombas and other monsters while trying to save his love, Princess Toadstool.

I went to the English sector's Halloween party yesterday and won first place and receiving $15. :)

"Grazzie" Mario would say.

So I went again as him today but lost somehow. :(

It was my last participation in my school because it's my last year of school. Oh well, I 've got other chances to win prizes at other costume parties.

I hope you enjoy yourselves and that you don't spoil your supper and get sick by eating too much candy. If you want a good horror movie, you should rent some Friday the 13th movies instead of that extremely shitty new release, The Night of the Living Dead 3D because it's too misleading to see the effects while having those shitty 3D glasses on which won't do you any good. I'd strongly recommend not to rent that one because it's not scary at all and the acting is way horrible.

If you do rent it, just remember to keep the glasses off at all times because of what I said earlier.

Why is it that when you try to be happy, it sinks back down to the bottom and almost never resurfaces?

2007-10-26T16:02:00.000-04:00

For years, man have been irritable little fucktards who just keeps on being irritating and been trying to shut him up of his annoying antics in a non-violent way, but it seems to be a top charter with violence. Sure, if you're a redneck and you spank your kids, you're teaching them that violence is the solution to all our problems.

I'm not saying that I'm a redneck because I surely know better than that. Let's just say that by the way things are going with those male "teenage" students, that they annoy me in any way possible and though it's not my problem of paying attention to them, that they still do it when I try to concentrate on my work.

I've tried many things like beer, chocolate, personal comforting, junk food and even playing my video games on my computer but it still doesn't work.

I know that I have to keep my head above the water or I'll hit rock bottom, having a criminal record and limit my vacations and working places.

I've been so desperate onto finding personal reassurance and happiness but I don't want to do those other religious stuff like meditation or seek guidance by a deity which by the way I'm agnostic and confused about the Bible and all the superstition it has in it.

Please, as a cry for help, just mention a few things that could boost my sanity and help get back on my two feet again.

I've been helplessly trying to convince my parents that the classroom I'm in isn't the place for me but they still won't listen. I've been tired for about two weeks now and even trying to sleep early doesn't help that much.

Do we really need commercials on DVDs?

2007-10-24T14:06:00.000-04:00

Ok, so I haven't really been on this site much but it's my home page for my Firefox browser at home though I just go on other places as this because I'm just anxious of a new comment/message/friend invite on my MySpace page. You'll understand when you have one and you try to manage and keeping your friends by commenting at least once every day/week.

Since the beginning of advertising sometime in the late 1800's - early 1900's, we'd see advertisements for a new wooden kitchen table or a new phone in a magazine but by the time the blockbuster hits came on DVD in early 2006-2007, shit has been flying and it's pissing me off. Why is it that car companies like Ford, Honda, Chevrolet, Toyota and others are putting commercials in something we eagerly want to watch because we're anticipating a more redefined version from when it was put into the theatres? Fuck, I hate that fucking shit. It's as useless as watching interupted T.V. shows like "MXC" or "Game Head" on Spike TV when we know that erotica is it's main reason for success?

Sure, you get your advertising fix and there are bastards and idiots who'd buy what showed on a rented DVD. Did I really spend 4 bucks to get easily pissed off at a new marketing idea which they were high on crack when they though of this useless shit? Sorry, but when you rent a DVD, you expect the movie to be advertisment-free but Hollywood had to put in a retarded idea just to highten their regular salary. If you don't want advertising, I think that the only type of movie is for, well, I think you get the idea. I'd surely laugh my ass off if it showed Hybrid commercials before viewing your "stuff". Curse you, commercial inventor, with Satan's devilish thoughts and spirit so that you may one day visit him and be his slave for etenity upon eternity. I only wish that it wasn't invented so I could enjoy some guy getting utterly smacked in the face and suffer irreperable damage.

Elections: Considered as a popularity contest

2007-10-11T15:25:00.000-04:00

Have you ever ran for president, vice-president or a representative for your grade in your school while having the best promises kept but lost to that other guy who's the most popular kid in school because he's just totally bad ass and shows up late for classes? I've experienced this while casting my ballot and one of my brother's friends who was a Che Guevara supporter did in fact win the student body presidency but got it overturned by the school because almost every student know who he was and was supporting anarchy as well. You know, it's hard to consider elections nowadays to be credible and truthful for the public in need. They say "Rock the Vote" but it's your freedom to choose whoever you want but you should also have the right to throw away your vote, seemingly that you're not exercising your freedom to choose whoever you want without going through a one-man dictatorship until he/she dies. Voting is also considered as overrated as iPods or the latest Halo 3 game for the Xbox 360. I'm not saying that I hate Halo 3 which indeed looks better than the last 2 games in the series. If you want to vote, go ahead but you might end up going through an idiot of a politician and get the ballots mixed-up like the 2000 elections in the U.S. of A.

For when YouTube is a corporation's bitch

2007-09-19T17:26:00.000-04:00

As you can tell by clicking on my Street Fighter II: Champion Edition videos that they're not working. Do you want to know why? Because of the money hustling pimps over at 20th Century Fox issued a copyright claim of a Family Guy clip I uploaded 7 months ago. Why the fuck do they need anymore fucking money?! Those guys have the money to help Africa out of it's famine or give at least half of their profits to one day cure AIDS and other types of diseases. Anyways, I'm waiting on a message I sent to YouTube about my suspended account. I'll post another blog message as soon as I get their reply and post it.

It's been a while

2007-09-18T15:49:00.000-04:00

I should've let you know earlier about me not blogging in a while and you waiting impatiently for my next blog post but I've been doing other stuff like school, YouTube, playing and all other sorts of stuff. Anyways, if you like to laugh and enjoy playing Street Fighter, you'll enjoy these videos cooked up by the comedic minds over at CollegeHumor. Enjoy. :)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

YouTube: A silent war is breaking loose

2007-08-27T20:51:00.000-04:00

Well, call me crazy but for the thanks of God, I'm not. Well, since they introduced a new feature which you can rate a posted comment either good or bad, being a positive rating green and a negative one being red and I've been checking out videos and I've seen a colorful mix of both red and green. Now, go check your favorite videos or your own and you'll see what I mean. And if you still don't understand me I'll bring up a picture as an example. Now, I've sent the development team a message concerning my dissatisfaction of the feature and I got this as a reply:

Thank you for contacting YouTube about your issue! We receive lots of questions
from users like you every day. While, we are continually trying our best to give
everyone a personal response we encourage you to review the common questions and
answers in this automated email to see if they help your situation.

I keep being asked to log in, even though I entered my username and
password correctly. What should I do?

Blah, blah, blah, link not helping.

    Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of
Macromedia's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.
   
Still not helping with my feedback.

I am unable to login to YouTube with my Google account.
      
Ditto on the last thing I said.

Can I download videos to watch later?
      
Shall I repeat myself or this is just useless?

If these entries don't answer your questions, and you can't find the answers
elsewhere in the Help Center, we'll get back to you. If we feel your question
has been addressed in the Help Center, you probably won't receive a response to
your email.

We appreciate your interest in YouTube and will use your feedback to continue
improving our product for you.

Find the help you need for your other questions in our Help Center:
http://www.google.com/support/youtube/

Regards,

The YouTube Team

I want this cool of a free uploading website to keep going without everything going berserk and paying for what I didn't do. If you've got some comments, just leave it in the appropriate place with your YouTube account name because I won't recognize who you are.

My flawless run of Classic Doom on zDoom for you!

2007-08-26T22:16:00.000-04:00

Well, I'm just letting you know that if you don't have time to go on YouTube to watch my Classic Doom videos, I'm posting the here for the fun of it. :)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

All I can say that I had the balls to do this and there were times during the run that I was close of dying. Thank my 1337 skillz for being lucky enough to being aware if I had low health and that being picky paid off for the run while not being cocky. If there's anyone out there who's a fan of Doom 1's first Episode "Knee-Deep In The Dead" and has the courage to do such a feature like mine, just leave a comment with your YouTube account and you must follow the rules of my run.

Awww yeah, tamed Classic Doom on zDoom but with effort put in

2007-08-23T20:16:00.001-04:00

Yeah, it's true. Tamed it like my own personal bitch but I had to fight hard to do so. It gave me a killer headache with the monsters giving me big blows with it's 'roid-rage' of attacks but I managed to pull through it without dying once. That's right, not even once that I died. Though if you watch the videos, I get picky to try to get healthy as soon as possible. Though it'll be a long video (1:17:25) it's still a good watch though. I'll add another post to show you the videos. :P

Classic Doom on zDoom

2007-08-22T20:03:00.000-04:00

Yeah, the game that makes me sane after being smitten by a huge boulder of stress public-wise and on the Internet. I recently decided to play this game like the good ol' days when I was a kid and my parents wouldn't let me. :D Anyways, I'm preparing myself to do a 'flawless' run (without dying once) and then uploading it on YouTube to show that I have the balls to use the 'Fast Monsters' flag on zDoom while the difficulty of the game is on 'Ultra Violence'. I'll post new messages concerning my progress report on that style of playing. :) For my first progress report, I passed the game completely while only dying once. Yeah, I can admit my death, but I was cornered by two pinky beasts on the elevator after you get the red keycard in Map 7. >:( Anyways, I'll keep in touch with you guys soon. :)

YouTube is cool

2007-08-22T19:48:00.000-04:00

It's totally the shit on the Internet, for real. :) After a couple of weeks of my 1st anniversary since my account has been created, I've had my first 1,000 channel views. :D I admit bitching at it before because they took off the 100 minute, 1000 Megabyte service because mainly people were abusing their bonus making hour-long videos and it just saddens me. Anyways, if you want, you can check out my channel at http://www.youtube.com/user/MedievalKnights and check out my Street Fighter II: Champion Edition videos with Ken and Ryu. If you don't have the time you can watch the videos here. :)

Ryu Hoshi

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Ken Masters

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I quit the forums

2007-08-09T01:40:00.000-04:00

Yeah, it's true. I officialy did. After 1,257 posts and 18 months of torture, I've left RPGForums.com and I'll never come back, never again. Saying "never" just makes me feel happier every time I say it. Mmmmmm, never, oh that feels so fucking good, all warm and fuzzy. Good ridance RPGForums.com, your flamers were the worst of it's kind and I never want to deal with them ever again. Ever!

Viruses, the Über complaint about getting a personal email IV

2007-08-06T17:32:00.000-04:00

Still got some fucking spam as usual, God fucking damn it. >_< You know, some asshole who doesn't like your comment or where you're from just copies your e-mail adress and puts it in a weekly newsletter in which you don't fucking care about and it just pisses you off, trying to get rid of it when you have a gut feeling they're filled with viruses, keyloggers and other fucking shit you don't fucking want. I'm tired of this shit and everyone else must be. So, if they want to be an ass to you, just spam his/her email and do the exact same thing.

Puppet Master wants what? Tattoos?

2007-08-06T14:38:00.000-04:00

Ealry this morning, I was watching [i]Miami Ink[/i] on TV where people made tattoos of acomplishments, loving memories or just being a lucky motherfucker. Then I thought : "What if I had my own?" So, I wrote down what I wanted:

3 Mortal Kombat characters: Sub-Zero, Reptile and Scorpion
2 Street Fighter II characters: Ryu and Ken
1 WWF wrestler: Bret "The Hitman" Hart (logo)
1 Canada flag

7 tattoos in total.

My parents explained to me that I had to start with something simple, like the Canadian flag for starters and maybe not do the rest because I once liked something else than I hated it after a while. I said: "Look, I love Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter II, they're games I said "Wow, what fucking good games! I'd wonder if at the age of 20 that I'll still enjoy these games." and they've left a mark of love in my heart and I was born when video games were at their highest." So, I'll just get the Canadian flag to start with and see where the rest goes but there's absolutely no fucking doubt that I'll stop enjoying my favourite WWF wrestler, Bret "The Hitman" Hart. :)

Redecorating the blog

2007-08-02T10:46:00.000-04:00

Bah, nevermind. I though I had something going on but I guess it's too late for that, right?

Perfect Supper for a Perfect Crisis

2007-08-01T19:56:00.000-04:00

Well, after all that mental torture for 3 hours, I paid for the McDonald's and it was so fucking good. :) I'd say that my arteries are now pumped with yellow gold. "I feel gold, beautiful yellow artery gold".

P.S. I'll add the pic of that crazy old gold miner later because it goes with the text. ;)

Holy Fucking Christ it was long as Fucking Hell

2007-08-01T17:16:00.000-04:00

Yeah, you heard me. I was walking my dogs when the big one's collar got loose and, you guessed it, ran away for about 3 hours. It felt like mental torture. >_> It's like waiting in line while an old woman just trying to pay for something with pennies. >.< I usually don't like using the choker, but at least she won't be running around like that anymore.

Bored, wanted to post a little something for everyone

2007-07-31T14:18:00.000-04:00

Mortal Kombat Ultra Fatality Demonstration

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Viruses, the Über complaint about getting a personal email III

2007-07-31T13:45:00.001-04:00

God fucking damn it I hate you and your fucking irritating, pointless emails. This is why I forget on purpose to check my emails. If only spammers had lives and not fill it with viruses. >_< God I hate you guys som much I want to come to your houses and gut you like fish. Don't you guys have better things to do than fill email accounts with pointless messages?

Viruses, the Über complaint about getting a personal email II

2007-07-31T11:24:00.000-04:00

I just recently checked my email and, you all know it, got 2 emails with a "!" and 1 with a blue downward arrow. *Sigh* What the fuck is the spammer's mother-fucking problem? This person does this just to annoy us and trick
us with scams and viruses put in spammy emails. I have a filter, but Hotmail won't tag them as Junk. It's time to lay down the gauntlet and hammer on these motherfuckers.

The Puppet Master is back and pulling your strings hard !

2007-07-31T09:31:00.000-04:00

Just call his name cause he'll hear you scream. Master, Master. Sorry, just a catchy tune from a badass Metal band. :D I'm officialy back from being offline though I must admit it was hard without looking at what Arcade roms were available to play and download. On Sunday, I went to the Firefighter Challenge here in Gaspé, Québec and it was nice
seeing some of the people I know from school and it was very fun to see. The Halifax Fire Department was a strong team this year and they won againt all of their opponents with good speed and skill. I had a Molson Dry, 2 hot-dogs, a Monster and a poutine to start the healing process. I went there with a friend of mine who
lives not far from me.

Not coming on the Web for a few days

2007-07-29T00:09:00.000-04:00

Yeah, I've decided to take a break from the Internet and posting messages on forums because an asshole named Ryan Tanner aka chiefwiggum654 on RPGForums.com just gave me a big blow that it has messed me up emotionaly. Don't worry, I'll be back up and running then. Just hold
on tight and I'll be up and running again.
I'll keep myself busy by playing Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat II and
Street Fighter II : Champion Edition. In the meantime, I'll be holding my sanity
in a locked place in my mind so I don't go insane. :)

A little update to show you how I function II

2007-07-27T15:14:00.000-04:00

You Have Fantastic Karma

You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person.
And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already.
But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway.
You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that!

How's Your Karma?

You Are 5% Homophobic

You're open minded, tolerant, and accepting.
And you're not homophobic in the least :-)

Are You Homophobic?

You are a PC

You're practical, thrifty, and able to do almost anything.
Appearances and trends aren't important to you. You just like to get the job done.

Are You a Mac or a PC?

You Are Most Like Bill Clinton

No doubt, your legacy may be a little seedier than you'd like.
But even though you've done some questionable things, you're still loved by almost all.

What Modern US President Are You Most Like?

You Are 12% Weirdo

Your thinking is so in line with the mainstream, it's pretty freaky.
Have you ever considered running for political office?
You're so normal, people can't help but feel comfortable with you!

Are You A Weirdo?

You are a PC

You're practical, thrifty, and able to do almost anything.
Appearances and trends aren't important to you. You just like to get the job done.

Are You a Mac or a PC?

A little update to show you how I function

2007-07-27T14:16:00.000-04:00

You Are Agnostic

God? Religion? Maybe... you're just not sure.
You're still figuring out your spiritual path... or figuring out you really don't care.
You believe that no one really can know the true story about religion or God.
So you might as well relax a little. You'll go crazy trying make sense of it all.

Are You an Atheist, Agnostic or a Believer?

You Are a Club Sandwich

You are have a big personality. It's hard for anyone to ignore you!
You dream big. You think big. And you eat big.
Some people consider you high maintenance, but you just know what you want... and when you want it.

Your best friend: The Tuna Fish Sandwich

Your mortal enemy: The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

What Kind of Sandwich Are You?

You Are a Brownie

Decadent and intense, you aren't for the weakhearted.
Those who can deal with your strong flavor find out how sweet you really are.

What Dessert Are You Most Like?

Viruses, the Über complaint about getting a personal email

2007-07-27T11:07:00.000-04:00

When I'm checking my email, I sometimes get one with "!" next to it. I'm not dumb as you think just to open any email I recieve. So, I'll let you decide if it's a virus or not but I have a strong gut feeling they're viruses.

Boo yah! v1.1

2007-07-26T23:31:00.000-04:00

I'm gonna take a break tomorrow and I'll surely relax by playing on MAME and check shit out on the internet. Yep, good ol' Reptile will sit back and relax and enjoy the family over at the Mortal Komedy Boards.

Boo yah!

2007-07-26T23:12:00.000-04:00

Why I'm shouting? Because I'm in the process of continuing my user-created episode called "Valentine's Day Special" or "Love has Kombatability for Anyone" I've just used the first title just to explain what it's about (Duh). Basically, I get my edge of being an author of the episode by listening to "The Subway" stage music of Mortal Kombat 3 from the Arcade system. Though it had a sucky combo system, it had a expanded cast from the previous Mortal Kombat games. :)

I feel like I'm in a virtual family which loves me for who I am

2007-07-19T11:38:00.000-04:00

Yeah, it's true. I signed up a while ago to a Message Board of a Canadian Mortal Kombat parody show called : "Mortal Komedy" and it feels great not being harrassed by ignorant assholes who put in favouritism in the Boards. You know, I've been looking for that kind of treatment since I've been on RPGFurums.com and it's way better. :-)

Happy Canada Day!

2007-07-01T14:59:00.000-04:00

Well, good ol' Canada is 140 today and last night I bought some fireworks to contribute of this special anniversary and I give a Happy Independace Day to the neighbours to the south.

I'd like to explain of what I write here

2007-06-14T13:29:00.000-04:00

In the beginning of this blog, I used to censor bad words because I knew that there'd be young people looking and reading at this blog. Then I made this blog look like an uncensored live taping of any HBO comedy stand-up specials like Chris Rock: Bigger and Blacker. I'm sure there are people who don't like to read and see trashy vocabulary but it's part of Freedom of Speech where anyone can say anything without crossing the line. Sure, I've might've been too harsh in earlier posts but I don't intend to hurt the person unless it's someone I despise.

Officially tired from my Xbox -_-

2007-06-07T19:51:00.000-04:00

Why, you may ask because I couldn't endure the high difficulty of making combos for my Mortal Kombat : Deception game. If you ask me, making combos on any Mortal Kombat title on the Xbox isn't a cup of tea. It's more like swallowing wood and wouldn't digest until either you're utterly sick and puking your guts out or trying to shit from constipation. Maybe I'll only start playing when the time is right. I know that the Xbox console has distinct advantages like having a computer-based memory for game saves but the thing is you can't use game enhancers like Action Replay or Game Shark. You can only use those things to transfer downloaded memory from your computer to the port and to your Xbox. If you're using an Xbox only for graphics, it'd seem like a good choice but as playability for the last 3 Mortal Kombat games, don't even bother because even though you see purity in those games, the buttons are hard to press to make the combos work.

A personal regard to John Tobias

2007-06-06T12:45:00.000-04:00

Yes, the former half of the Mortal Kombat franchise which seemed that near-unanimous gamers liked the games when you were with Ed Boon from 1992 to 1999. I even like it when I play Mortal Kombat II with the gratituous blood and gore. You left Midway back in 1999 when you couldn't handle the pressure of the flop of Mortal Kombat: Annihilation and the non-fighting Mortal Kombat games. Why the fuck did you leave, asshole? If you wouldn't of left, the last 3 games could've been a lot better and there would've been a higher demand for these games with a higher score in reviews. I'm sure you seem happy making wrestling video games, but deep down you still have the killer instinct of giving Mortal Kombat its edge back. If you ever come back to Midway, I'm sure Ed Boon would give you a warm welcome back. As for me, you're still an asshole and you should've stayed with Ed Boon while Mortal Kombat was at the peak of fighting games and one thing's for sure, if a genius of a successful game leaves at it's peak, the whole franchise will come crumbling down to the floor and hit rock bottom.

Found my last period quite funny

2007-06-05T15:07:00.000-04:00

Today at the last period, I told one my my teachers that I've worked non-stop on my math and I asked her if I could have a break at that period and I told her that the other teacher that I have says that working on my French on my computer that the school bought me was a complete waste of time. So I made a deal that from the end of the quick presentation until 2:10 p.m. that I worked on my French. The thing that made it quite funny is that I actually played Mortal Kombat II on my computer of the Arcade version. The first time that I closed it and sure was a close one when one of them went to get a module for another classmate and the other when he was telling the people to go back and sit at their tables. I actually thought that he would've seen me playing it but I guess he didn't. :D

Mortal Kombat: Deception Krypt Koins total

2007-06-03T20:30:00.000-04:00

Well, after investing about 10 hours into this, I've finally calculated all of the koins you need to open everything without being in doubt.

Gold Koins: 18,337

Jade Koins: 18, 060

Ruby Koins: 20, 446

Sapphire Koins: 18,710

Onyx Koins: 17, 017

Platinum Koins: 16,301

I'm not sure about the total of the exact total, but I'm sure that you can count on me for it. Also, the total number of koins in the list have also the number of koins you exchange them for other types of koins.

Rant: Bad reviews of Deadly Alliance, Deception and Armageddon of Mortal Kombat

2007-06-03T14:44:00.000-04:00

Earlier this week, I was planning to buy Deadly Alliance and Armageddon of the Mortal Kombat franchise for my Playstation 2. Yesterday, I placed an order for those two games. The beginning of this rant has nothing to do with what I'm about to talk to you about today. Early this morning, I was reviewing the scores of what readers of Mortal Kombat: Armageddon from a FAQ site, GameFAQs, to ease and help you with what you're missing or if you're stuck at a certain mission of any game of either old generation or new generation gaming. What makes it interesting about the scores is that the majority of people who wrote a review had their minds still set in the old glory days of Mortal Kombat where John Tobias was still making the game with Ed Boon. I have something to tell for those people. Option 1: Get a Master's Degree in Physics and invest at least 5-10 years of your life to build this planet's first-ever time machine and convince John Tobias to stay with Ed Boon so that the last 3 Mortal Kombat games wouldn't smell like fresh dog shit as you've said in your reviews. Option 2: Sell all 3 Mortal Kombat games on Ebay and start playing inferior fighting games like Tekken and Shaq Fu because you don't find Midway as credible as they once were and you'd actually rip your Mortal Kombat posters hanging on your wall or destroy any other paraphernalia which you once thought was cool.

Mortal Kombat Inconvenience

2007-05-28T07:08:00.000-04:00

To explain this post, it's that Midway's ever-popular fighting franchise Mortal Kombat on the Arcade is an inconvenience for me because I have it personally on my computer and it seems that they give you only 3 seconds to perform a Fatality on your opponent. I've experienced this while playing Mortal Kombat II and the only ones I can easily perform are those of Johnny Cage (2/2), Sub-Zero (1/2), Shang Tsung (2/3) and Rayden (1/2). For some reason, I want to know how to do all of them with ease without having to only do those I can only do. Never mind, I've found something that makes it even easier to perform them. :D

A spread of emotion to everyone

2007-05-28T06:39:00.000-04:00

First of all, I'd say that in a forum called RPGForums, I don't feel respected as I should be on there . Sure, this might sound that I'm a big douche bag and the "rock stars" of the forum get all the attention nonetheless. As my username is being criticized as "the nice guy" of the forum and I'm way more than that. All my life, I've been trying to fit in with the real-life society and the e-society but shut down even if I try my hardest. My parents say to never give up on what you want to succeed in, but I'm trying to do it efficiently without making my life even harder to accept. Sure, there are assholes in the world and there are some who change and there are some who don't. I guess I'll always be "the nice guy".

Opinions do matter

2007-05-28T06:18:00.000-04:00

Well, I was going through the world of Wikipedia yesterday afternoon and I searched the term "Comedy Network". As some of you know, it's Canada's own version of "Comedy Central" and I found something very interesting in that certain page. It says that two of the worst shows on that network are: "Open Mike with Mike Bullard" and Elvira Kurt's "Popcultured" with the ratings of 1.1/10 and 1.0/10 respectively on IMBD. Sure, I had my bad moments with the show when they were on the air but let me tell you something, the only talk show that's currently airing are the kings of late -night comedy (Jay Leno, Conan O' Brien and David Letterman). But, where's the fun in watching late-night comedy from a Canadian perspective? Oh wait, there isn't anymore due to bad Canadian reception of Open Mike with Mike Bullard. Coming to think of it, our Canadian fan base will slowly shift from Canadian perspective to the American one. If only people here in Canada could've let Mike Bullard and Elvira Kurt chance even though they had a tough reception in Canadian viewers on prime-time television.

Fuck YouTube

2007-05-24T23:23:00.000-04:00

To let you know why I'm angry at YouTube, let me just say that there's no point upgrading your YouTube account from a normal account to Director because I've emailed YouTube this afternoon and they told me that they don't offer upgrading the length limit to 100 minutes from 10 minutes anymore. If I were you, I'd cancel my YouTube account because what's the motherfucking point of registering to the site because of the evil Google empire which took over which they bought it from the former stoned college students for more than $ U.S. 1 Billion.

Harper says the job in Afghanistan isn't finished

2007-05-23T12:59:00.000-04:00

If you want to get re-elected as Prime Minister of Canada Mr. Harper, I'd suggest you pull our troops from harm's way as soon as possible from the desert of Afghanistan because if you don't, the Canadian voters will choose another Prime Minister to sit in your seat. Our troops were only put there to please Mr. Bush which your head is way up his ass and believe it or not, you're his handpuppet and Canadian casualties will climb until there'll be no more Canadian troops left in Afghanistan.

Rant: Any TV show ending with "Idol"

2007-05-22T21:38:00.000-04:00

Sure, in the 1990's there were other sorts of garbage that people wanted to forget about. In the early 2000's some L.A. big shot thought of a TV which gave a local unknown for a chance at stardom with a record contract. Now, in the year 2007, there are a shit load of reality shows all over the world which copied the American Idol theme. You know, it's a motherfucking tumor which is plaguing this planet with the birth of 'American Idol'. If you want to watch real TV, how about you watch a TV show like: South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, baseball, NHL playoffs, NBA playoffs or anything except that fucking piece of fucking trash American Idol. Don't bother text messaging for the one you want to advance to the next round and save your money by not voting in that piece of shit show. By the way, don't bother subscribing to MTV or MTV2 because they just show shitty shows instead of music videos which made MTV very popular before the trash show era started for MTV.

Snowing in late May? Not likely

2007-05-22T13:15:00.000-04:00

Well, it was my 20th birthday yesterday and when I was looking out the window from the computer room, it snowed for about a couple of hours and the weather station said it'd only snow about 1 cm. I remember about 3-4 years ago when me & my family were eating in the kitchen and it snowed for about the same quantity. I guess we're going through the early phases of global warming. Sure, you might say that it's just a theory, but it's real. What about the heat wave they're announcing for this summer? Sure, the polar ice caps are melting 3 times the normal rate and once those are gone, hello Mr. Flood, which'll flood major places where land in right next to the water.

Senators advance to Stanley Cup Finals

2007-05-22T10:49:00.000-04:00

At 9:32 of the 1st overtime, Ottawa Senators Captain Daniel Alfredsson scored the series-winning goal that brought the team to the Stanley Cup Finals on Saturday afternoon which he took a pass from the neutral zone fro teammate Dany Heatley in which the tem captain used the Sabres' defenceman as a screen to take a wrist shot and win the series and advance to the Cup finals. Ottawa takes the series 4-1 in the series which lost game four for the Sabres to avoid a sweep at ScotiaBank Place in Ottawa.

1987-2007: 20 years in the making

2007-05-21T10:32:00.000-04:00

Yep, it's my birthday today and I never knew that I'd live this long. So, I'd like to wish everybody else to have a delightful day on behalf of me. :)

Loonie nearly hits 30-year high

2007-05-18T12:55:00.000-04:00

http://ca.news.finance.yahoo.com/s/18052007/6/finance-loonie-hits-near-30-year-high-vs-u-s.html

Woohoo! Today at 9:20 a.m., the Canadian monetary unit went to $ 1.0925 U.S. from $ 1.0987 U.S. yesterday which . Just to show that we made a high profit in the last two months of almost 7%. The data showed that retail sales in Canada jumped at almost 2% which only had an expectation of 1% gain. I hope that if me and my family go to the U.S., we could buy almost anything without spending so much. :D

Goodbye, Stephen Harper

2007-05-17T17:37:00.000-04:00

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/harper_gas_tax

Well, the news is in and it's not good. We'll continue to clear our bank account from high gas prices and probably in the future, Canadian voters will remember what Stephen Harper didn't do as promised. Oh right, you can't get a promise to be kept by politicians, even in the Conservative point of view. Good thing I'm not learning to drive because of the fucking high gas prices. >< Sure, I'd know how to fish by not asking my dad to ask me to drive to my next location when I'm on my own but I'd only like to drive when the prices are down. Bunch of fucking Conservative children and idiots. If they can't please the whole country, then what's the point of having a fucking minority government?! Maybe at the next federal election, I just won't vote or wait until putting down gas prices is a kept promise.

Sad times for Canadian breweries

2007-05-15T15:14:00.000-04:00

I don't know why but most Canadians prefer to buy American beer which has a fair taste but our homegrown beer taste better. There's a shit load of our Canadian breweries which are being bought by the International scene which makes our economy plummet and we have to use more of our money to get more foreign money. The only Canadian-owned
brewery left is Moosehead in which its president, Steven Poirier says that the brewery is not for sale.
Back in 2005, Molson merged with Coors to form Molson Coors Brewing Company. In the past 18 months, Lakeport Brewing was bought by Labatt, Japan's Sapporo bought Sleeman Breweries and Coors had a headlock on Molson with the pre-merger executives that are now gone from Molson. A few weeks ago, Poirier learned that the last slugger brewery from Canada, is now up for sale. If only the hearts of each and every Canadian would re-start buying Canadian-owned beer, we wouldn't have to face the globalization effect which'll ruin the Canadian economy.

Sens 1 win away from Stanley Cup Finals

2007-05-15T12:53:00.000-04:00

Yep, it's true. The Ottawa Senators are just a win away from becoming the Eastern Conference champions. :D All credit goes to the amazing special teams, excellent defense, amazing forechecking and perfect goaltending by netminder Ray Emery for the Sens to take Game 3 of the Eastern Finals by a final score of 1-0. If they keep this up, the Sens will sweep the top-seeded Buffalo Sabres in 4 games. Sabres netminder Ryan Miller had a good game going until 13:40 of the second period to give Daniel Alfredsson his 8th goal of the playoffs from Dany Heatley and Jason Spezza which Alfredsson's goal came on a bounce. Daniel Briere had a chance to make it 1-0 in the 1st period but missed. In the last 30 seconds of the game, the Sabres pulled their netminder to try to equalize things with an extra man on the ice and force an overtime period, but Emery was sharp to keep it a 1-0 game for the Senators to win game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals and a chance to sweep the Buffalo Sabres in 4 games at Scotiabank Place.

Fuck the fucking fucker II

2007-05-15T12:45:00.000-04:00

Yesterday, that same whiny bitch yelled at us for, you guessed it, not chasing the puck. I talked to the Gym teacher on the first break period and he told me he'd warn him. Then at lunch time waiting at the Computing Lab door, I talked to a teacher who's a great friend of mine to not worry because he likes to be in the action during the game. So, if ever the same kid I talked to after taking my shower before going into the first break period that if he's there on Thursday at lunchtime, he'd vouch for me to be in the other team because I don't feel like playing in the same team as him. :D

MPAA to add restrictions on smoking-featuring movies

2007-05-12T12:12:00.000-04:00

Smoking is a death sentence

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/070511/odds/odd_movies_smoking_odd_dc

Well, I think it's time that people got a break from seeing major celebrities smoking in Hollywood box-office hits. Yeah, most teens that smoke in the U.S. have said that they saw their favorite actor/actress smoke in movies. I think it's about time to completely eliminate the use of tobacco smoking in all movies because as all of you know, smoking is bad for you and it'll give you lung cancer and even kill you.

I'm so fucking happy!

2007-05-11T16:02:00.000-04:00

Well, when I was scanning my computer for viruses, me and my dad had a little chat about current events while he was on his laptop looking at sports and everything. My dad said to go check on the kitchen table because there were two packages there and he wasn't sure for who it was for. I go there and I recognized what was written on the first package so I opened it and there was my PC Gaming Headset. :D Then I opened the other package which had my music headphones. :DD

It's a really bad time to drive

2007-05-11T13:11:00.000-04:00

Remember back in 2005 when Stephen Harper said in his election campaign to cut taxes if gas prices went higher than 80 ¢ per Litre? Well, it's been at least 19 months since he said that and we're still getting screwed by those high gas prices since he's been elected back in January 2006. Personally, don't trust Stephen Harper because we're still getting our bank accounts cleared by high gas prices which corporate oil companies are raking record profits. We're paying about 15 ¢ more a litre. If the Tories want to stay in power as a minority government, they'd have to act now and cut taxes to high oil prices.

Fuck the fucking fucker

2007-05-10T16:42:00.000-04:00

Today, at lunchtime I didn't want to play in net when some of the students and I were warming up for our hockey game and I was scoring on the ass-hole goalie of ours most of the time. We started playing and for no reason, our goalie was being a total dick about us not chasing the puck and calling us "lazy" but he was saying those comments mostly to me because I ate before playing and I was sweating a lot and I was already tired but I kept on playing while our team was being insulted by our goalie. At the end, the game ended up being a tie with the final score of 11-11. I go into the equipment room to put my hockey stick away and I say to him: " I'm sorry, Adolf but we did the best we could and you take our performance as dog shit. You also have sand in your vagina." Now, I don't feel like being bothered or doing anything. This isn't the first time he's like that. It's been since April 30th that he's been a whiny little bitch.

Sarkozy gets Punk'd

2007-05-09T12:53:00.000-04:00

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/canada_france_sarkozy

Heh, I kinda expected this because of two factors:

1. He's Conservative
2. He's French

Well, I know that relations between France and Québec are at an all-time low because when Quebecers go to Paris, they tend to use their own "language" to either show hostility to them because they say they're not evolved and don't have a sense of rebellion. When a Frenchman goes to Québec, they tend to speak, eat and do like if they were at home. «J'aimerais regarder un match de foot en buvant un verre de Merlot». Sorry for being stereotypical, but I've seen a thing that a Frenchman normally does at home. I was at a public restroom on our way to the Maximum Blues Festival about 3-5 years ago and my mom had to go to the bathroom, so she opens the door and there was a French woman cleaning her salad bowl in the sink. Yuk! How gross is that? Let's hope that if I ever go to France (probably never) that I don't act like them in a public bathroom where you're supposed to wash your hands instead of washing a salad bowl.

Canada needs to get its autonomy back from the U.S.

2007-05-08T18:26:00.000-04:00

You know, being called "hockey players", "beer drinkers", "lumberjacks" and "curlers", we seem to take these stereotypical comments from the not-so good ol' U.S. of A seriously. Sure, we seem to be more mature than them in a way that we don't kill each other as much as them and we like to keep the environment clean and at least we can smell the fresh breeze in the morning. Sure, we might only have 30 Million people in population, but our pride is pure as when hockey was born and we still love the game from that moment on. Saying 'no' to the U.S. Missile Defense System was a pure Canadian choice chosen by a real Canadian and former Prime Minister Paul Martin. The whole point of the Missile Defense System is to spend all our hard-made tax money to a worthless cause to defend ourselves from the former Soviet Union. Also, gun-related crimes in the U.S. are at an all-time high where gun control laws are considered as "unpatriotic" due to the fact that they like owning and shooting guns. As for us Canadians, we only buy them so when the hunting season begins, we can shoot moose or deer. Other than that, they say we don't have an "army". What do you mean by the definition of having an "army"? Look, we might have way less people that enlist in our Canadian Forces, but at least we have soldiers risking their lives night & day so we don't get invaded by al-Quaeda or the Taliban. Another thing, I think it may be time to change Prime Minister because he's definitely George W. Bush's hand puppet when it comes to national and international relations. In other things, the Americans don't need to tell us what's ethical and unethical. Just like every February, people in Newfoundland hunt seals for a living. Don't come up to us and say it's considered as "animal cruelty" and say it's an illegitimate business. What about the commercialization of cigarettes which tend to kill more people than seal pups in 3 weeks time. In conclusion, I'd like to say that I'm a proud Canadian and I don't need a right-wing government to give our back-achingly made Canadian products being sold for a cheap value or next-to-nothing like prescription pills that Americans can't afford with its screwed-up Health care. If you whine about your health care being the worst-ranked in the world, why don't you just continue to whine because pills aren't free, you need to exchange money for pills, not it being as a NAFTA trade agreement. Sure, the elderly need prescription pills to stay alive but buying them in an online store from Canada just screws up the whole system.

Rant: YouTube

2007-05-08T17:39:00.000-04:00

For one thing, YouTube has an advantage: being as you can watch things you've never heard of before in your entire life which you'll probably want to watch over and over again. Another, being that you can now register an account as being a director without filling out a form. Now, let's go to the "disadvantages" part of my rant. First off, since Google bought it for about 2 Billion U.S. dollars from two former college students which had nothing to do on their free time in their student dorms, the "new" and "redefined" YouTube won't let you upload your favorite music videos, TV programs or other things that might be considered as "copyright infringement". Sure, if those two ex-college morons would've thought about the users who devote a shit load of time looking for their favorite video as they were children instead of thinking what they would do with 2 Billion U.S. dollars, YouTube would be a haven where people would be much more happy instead of following a strict regime of what you can upload and to me, it sounds like the old Hitler regime in Nazi Germany from 1939 to 1945.

Announcement concerning this blog

2007-04-26T15:11:00.000-04:00

After almost 8 months of blogging on this site, you might've noticed how plain this blog looks like, I've decided to give this blog a complete make-over and I'll post in when I'm finished. If you thought that I was going to unsubscribe from this wonderful blogging site, I won't and I'll always give you a piece of my mind. :)

Federal government annouces belated emission control

2007-04-26T13:02:00.000-04:00

Environment Minister John Baird will unveil the remaining details today of
the Conservative government's long-awaited plan to reduce greenhouse gas
emissions.
The announcement will be somewhat anti-climactic.
Major
components of the plan were accidentally faxed to opposition members earlier
this week, forcing Baird to release them to the media before today's news
conference in Toronto.
Baird is still promising to reduce greenhouse gas
emissions from Canada's major industrial polluters while softening the
impact on
the economy.
But environmental groups, like the Climate Action
Network, say
Baird's much-vaunted announcement is neither green, nor is it a
plan.
Spokesman John Bennett warns if Baird's strategy goes ahead, it will
compromise Canada's position as an international leader in environmental
action.

Well, well. The Tories finally think green for a change two months before a major heat wave announced for this Summer. They're trying to reduce emissions to dodge a major climate catastrophe to hit North America. I'd say that Stephen Harper reacted really slow to announce emission-reducing tactics. >.<

Shitty times :-(

2007-04-26T12:43:00.000-04:00

In the past week, I've been having trouble controling my irritability towards my parents and my teachers. It's like there's a new me being present and I don't know what to do. I like music but if I listen to a new song it stays in my head for days, weeks or even months and when I hear it in my head, all the lyrics and notes are all wrong, sound weird and it's just making me angry at times. I haven't had a haircut in months and I haven't asked my dad yet and I keep forgetting to ask. Also, I'm having trouble sleeping which is the secondary factor in my bad behaviour. Is there anything I can do because I can't endure this neither can my folks or my teachers. Please help me!

NDP: Supporters of the 3rd Reich

2007-04-25T12:50:00.000-04:00

On Tuesday, the House of Commons voted on a proposition proposed by the Liberal Party of Canada to bring back the troops back home from Afganistan by February 2009. Sadly, they lost to The Conservative Party of Canada which Stephen Harper was happy. Guess who helped them? The NPD. Back in 2003, Jack Layton said that he wouldn't support the "War on Terror" i.e. "Operation: Iraqi Freedom" proposed by George W. Bush. Now, the NPD said that they want to bring our troops back from Afganistan and they voted against the Liberals. WTF?! When you say that you want the troops home from a death trap, vote with the Liberals, not against! As Simpsons fans would say "They pulled a Homer". Well, at least the anti-war NDPers will vote for the Green Party or the Liberal Party in the next federal elections and they'll remember what they've done to backstab them.

Sorry Raptor fans :(

2007-04-21T15:18:00.000-04:00

Well, the Toronto Raptors lost game 1 at home against the New Jersey Nets at home 96 - 91. But the fans got a good dose of booing former Raptor Vince Carter which bitched at fellow GM for a trade. :)

Is this world going topsy-turvy? Part II

2007-04-20T19:40:00.000-04:00

Great, another fucking shooting. But this time it's in NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas. -_- "Yeeehaaawww! Giddy up lil' doggies. Gonna shoot up some wacked-up science center in Ol' Texas! Gonna bring up the ol' Confederacy by hog-tyin' some hostages while whistlin' to Dixie!" Just when you think that gun control in the U.S. is safe. NOT!

Is this world going topsy-turvy?

2007-04-20T12:58:00.000-04:00

Well, as a first, sorry for the loooooooooooooooooooooong wait of updates of this blog. I've just been experiencing and trying new things with some of them old. :P On Monday, there was a terrible, horrific and bloody school shooting in the Viginia Polytechnic Institute and State University in Blacksburg, Virginia and today, Friday April 20th, 2007 is the 8th anniversary of the Columbine High School in Jefferson County, Colorado. I'm really annoyed of hearing about these shooting occuring in public schools and Universities. As we all know, the United-States of America has produced a shit-load of guns from when they started production back in the late 1800's. Sure, the right-to-bear-arms was introduced when the U.S. wrote the constitution in 1776. As a fact, Americans can get a gun as early as being 21 years-old but the weapon traffic from the U.S. has plagued many underdevelopped countries and people just shoot themselves for no reason and they also traffic them to African rebels which pillage, rape and execute innocent civilians for no reason and steal children to turn them into child soldiers. Going back to topic: I think that this world is turning upside-down when students have access to guns and bring them to school. If only the U.S.A. and the rest of the world would toughen-up and be strict on gun registry because if we don't act now, more and more students would buy guns from local shops and create Columbine-like shootings.

A compilation od things IV

2006-12-23T17:21:00.000-05:00

What margarita flavour am I?

You Are a Blueberry Margarita

Honestly, there's no one quite like you. And believe it or not, most people think that's a bad thing!
You're open, wild, friendly, wacky, and tons of fun. You have a big personality... and a big heart.

What Flavor Margarita Are You?

Yum, Blueberry. :)

What colour is my heart?

Your Heart Is Red

You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!

Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy

Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing

Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense

What you bring to relationships: Honesty

What Color Heart Do You Have?

It's true, my heart is red. :)

How much lust do I have?

Your Lust Quotient: 10%

Congratulations, you have your lust under control.
It's not that you aren't a lustful person, you just like to save it for the perfect occasion!

How Much Lust Do You Have?

:D

What mythological creature am I?

You Are a Centaur

In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

Bow before the legendary Centaur!

The three dimension luck and power test.

You Are Internal - Realist - Powerful

You feel your life is controlled internally.
If you want something, you make it happen.
You don't wait around for things to go your way.
You value your independence and don't like others to have control.

You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.

When it comes to who's in charge, it's you.
Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler.
You don't care much about what others think.
But they better care what you think!

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

Quite true. :)

What's my personality type?

You Are An ISFJ

The Nurturer

You have a strong need to belong, and you're very loyal.
A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways.
In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.
You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for.

You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist.

What's Your Personality Type?

I'm happy being a nurturer. :)

What's my personality cluster?

Your Personality Cluster is Extraverted Intuition

You are:

A true wordsmith - a master of words
Original, spontaneous, and a true inspiration
Highly energetic, up for any challenge
Entertaining and engaging, both to friends and strangers

What's Your Personality Cluster?

I'm happy with my personality cluster. :)

How much greed do I have?

Your Greed Quotient: 20%

You're anything but greedy. You're eager to share and give to others.
For you, collecting material possessions is more trouble than it's worth!

How Much Greed Do You Have?

I like helping and giving to the less fortunate than keeping my money and being greedy. :)

What colour is my lucky underwear?

Your Lucky Underwear Is Red

You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself.
You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed.

When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world.
So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you!

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

Nice. :)

How red am I?

You Are Rouge Red

Of all the reds, you are the most energetic and vibrant.
You never need to recharge, and in fact, you often recharge others.
Gutsy and brave, you've never let your fears stop you from doing anything.
You figure that life is all about experiences, and you'll always take that leap of faith.

What Color Red Are You?

Hehehe...

What famous work of art am I?

You Are Best Described By...

Meditative Rose
By Salvadore Dali

What Famous Work of Art Are You?

;)

What's my Celtic horoscope?

You Are A Chestnut Tree

You are a born diplomat with a well developed sense of justice.
And even though you're impressive and intimidating, you're also fun to be around.
You can be irritated easily, and you sometimes act superior.
Nevertheless, you are sensitive of others feelings and very loyal.
Sometimes you feel misunderstood and are fiercely close to those who know you best.

What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

I sentence you to kiss my ass! Lol.

Am I addicted to love?

You Are 0% Addicted to Love

Might as well face it, you're not addicted to love.
And these means you have a very healthy approach to relationships.
You fall in love with the right person, at the right time, for the right reasons.
Love is something you want - not something you need.

Are You Addicted to Love?

Love health is important. :D

What's my Holiday stress level?

Your Holiday Stress Level Is Low

You take it easy over the holidays, and you only take on what you can handle.
You know the holidays are about celebrating and fun - not standing in line at the mall!

What's Your Holiday Stress Level?

I'm as laid back as Santa Claus for the other 364(5) days of the year. :D

What Holiday food am I?

You Are a Gingerbread House

A little spicy and a little sweet, anyone would like to be lost in the woods with you.

What Holiday Food Are You?

Gingerbread houses sounds good. :)

What's my hillbilly name?

Your Hillbilly Name Is...

Otis Hogg

Hillbilly Name Generator

I'd rather work and smell great than those assholes. :)

What's my expression number?

Your Expression Number is 8

Driven and ambitious, you have the potential to reach great things.
You're both good with money and good at getting things done quickly.
You are an excellent leader and a great judge of character.

Full of energy and confidence, you undertake projects that seem impossible.
Dependable and determined, you are able to understand the bigger picture.
Even if you are not in a position of power right now, it will fall to you.

At times, you can be very materialistic - and obsessed with status and power.
While this isn't always a bad thing, you sometimes take it to the extreme.
In order to be truly happy, you must balance the material and spiritual in your life.

What's Your Expression Number?

True as hell, G. :)

What Easter candy am I?

You Are a Chocolate Bunny

A traditionalist, you secretly want to dress up like a bunny. And not just on Easter.

What Easter Candy Are You?

Lol.

Which Sesame Street character am I?

You Are Big Bird

Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around.

You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy.

You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you.

How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper."

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

I found Elmo and Cookie Monster more funny. -_-

How happy am I?

You Are 92% Happy

It's unlikely that you know anyone happier than you.
You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you.

How Happy Are You?

Damn straight, dawg.

Am I masculine or feminine?

You Are 25% Feminine, 75% Masculine

You are in touch with your masculine side.
You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved.
Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart!

Are You Masculine or Feminine?

At least my brain isn't where my balls are. :)

A compilations of things III

2006-12-19T15:14:00.000-05:00

In what country should I spend the Holidays in?

You Should Spend the Holidays In

Japan - where it's traditional to eat KFC for Christmas Dinner. Seriously!

What Country Should You Spend the Holidays In?

Yumm, KFC. :)

What kind of candy am I?

Snickers

Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy.

What Kind of Candy Are You?

Snickers are good. :)

In what year do I belong in?

You Belong in 1986

If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

What Year Do You Belong In?

Master of Puppets rules! :D

What Frappuchino flavor am I?

Java Chip Frappuccino

You're a caffeine addict and pretty high maintenance about your coffee. There's a good chance that everyone at your Starbucks knows your name.

What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?

Java is good. :)

What's my pimp name?

Your Pimp Name Is...

Master Fly Shagswell

What's Your Pimp Name?

All hail to Master Fly Shagswell, bitches!

What's my power colour?

Your Power Color Is Gold

At Your Highest:

You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you.

At Your Lowest:

You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life.

In Love:

You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude.

How You're Attractive:

You passion for life makes others passionate about you.

Your Eternal Question:

"Am I Having Fun?"

What's Your Power Color?

Gold, beautiful gold! :D

What kind of cookie am I?

You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie

Traditional and conservative, most people find you comforting.
You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying!

What Kind of Cookie Are You?

Am I more cat or dog?

You Are: 60% Dog, 40% Cat

You are a nice blend of cat and dog.
You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful.
And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long.

Are You More Cat or Dog?

Am I a grinch?

Nope, You're Not a Grinch

Although you may feel Grinch-like at times, it's just because you're worn out from the holidays.
You get into the holiday spirit more than most people - and you truly enjoy celebrating with your family and friends.

Are You a Grinch?

What's my penis' name?

Your Penis Name Is...

Pumping Pole of Penile Power

Penis Name Generator

Was I naughty or nice this year?

You Were Nice This Year!

You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.
You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.
Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.
Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight?

Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

Every year I am. :D

What's my Star Wars horoscope?

Star Wars Horoscope for Gemini

Like most Geminis, you are a playful little creature.
You tend to be extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having a short attention span.
For the most part, you are charming and loveable.
But at times, you can seem scattered and high-strung.

Star wars character you are most like: Ewoks

What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

What Asian country should I visit?

You Should Travel to Japan

From freak sightings in Harajuku to awesome sashimi, you'll love Japan.
And who knows? You might end up on Japanese TV!

What Asian Country Should You Visit?

Domo Arigato. (=^-^=)

Am I a Socialist or Capitalist?

You Are 8% Capitalist, 92% Socialist

You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed.
As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power.
You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person.

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

What's my sexy Brazillian name?

Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:

Bruno Montenegro

What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?

What kind of Christmas tree am I?

You Are a Bright Christmas Tree

For you, the holidays are all about fun and seasonal favorites.
You are into all things Christmas, even if they're a little tacky.

What Christmas Tree Are You?

My monster profile

Your Monster Profile

Demon Darkness

You Feast On: M&Ms

You Lurk Around In: Candy Factories

You Especially Like to Torment: Blondes

What's Your Monster Name?

Your Monster Profile

Wild Gargoyle

You Feast On: M&Ms

You Lurk Around In: The Ocean

You Especially Like to Torment: Republicans

What's Your Monster Name?

How evil am I?

You Are 18% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

How Evil Are You?

If I was born in 2893

If You Were Born in 2893...

Your Name Would Be: Ara Vovv

And You Would Be: Telepathic

If You Were Born in 2893

What's my true birth month?

Your True Birth Month Is December

Logical
Patriotic
Ambitious
Not egoistic
Loves praise
Loves to joke
Fun to be with
Not pretending
Loves attention
Short tempered
Hates restrictions
Loves to socialize
Loves to be loved
Loyal and generous
Impatient and hasty
Changing personality
Good sense of humor
Honest and trustworthy
Influential in organizations
Takes high pride in oneself
Active in games and interactions

What's Your True Birth Month?

What European city do I belong in?

You Belong in London

You belong in London, but you belong in many cities... Hong Kong, San Francisco, Sidney. You fit in almost anywhere.
And London is diverse and international enough to satisfy many of your tastes. From curry to Shakespeare, London (almost) has it all!

What European City Do You Belong In?

Cherrio, old chap!

What English speaking country am I?

You Belong in Australia

Ace!
Sunny, upbeat, and cute
You make the perfect surf bum
Now stop hogging the vegemite!

What English Speaking Country Are You?

Hello, mate! Can I play the dijooreedoo?

Exotic dancer name generator

Exotic Dancer Name Is...

Porsche

Exotic Dancer Name Generator

Hehehe...

Am I a control freak?

You Are 4% Control Freak

There's no way you're a control freak. You're totally laid back - and able to take life as it comes.
While you definitely have a healthy mental attitude, don't get suckered into letting someone control you.

Are You A Control Freak?

I'm sweeter than a lollipop. :)

What kind of friend am I?

You Are A Social Butterfly

You love your friends so much...
You're motto is "the more, the merrier"!
Making sure everyone's included is your mission
And you always prefer a group of ten to a group of two

What Kind of Friend Are You?

That's true. :)

What's my Halloween horoscope?

Halloween Horoscope for Gemini

Halloween is a huge party for you, except you're never really sure what to go as.
No matter what, your costume will make people's eyes pop out of their heads.

Costume suggestions: A sexy cop or a naughty animal

Signature Halloween candy: Twizzlers

What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

God I hate it when people bitch for equal rights >.<

2006-12-14T15:21:00.000-05:00

T.O. judge orders Christmas tree out of lobby

A Toronto judge has ordered a Christmas tree out of a downtown provincial courthouse lobby, saying it's not an appropriate symbol to non-Christians.

"The move by Justice Marion Cohen has upset staff, some of whom have called the decision stupid and insulting." <-- Damn fucking straight it's stupid and insulting. >.<

"Cohen says she understands the tree has stood in the lobby at 311 Jarvis St. for years during the Christmas season, but in a letter to employees says non-Christians are "confronted" with the artificial decoration, which makes them feel "they are not part of this institution.'' <-- *shakes head back and forth*

"The judge said it's inappropriate that a Christian symbol is the first thing visitors see when they enter the building." <-- Bull-fucking-shit that it's innappropriate!!

"A number of Christmas trees are on full display inside other public institutions, including at the Ontario legislature, Toronto City Hall and at Nathan Phillips Square. There are also trees inside the Old City Hall courts." <-- Atleast that they know the real meaning of Christmas.

"Staff at the Jarvis Street courthouse were unwilling to comment on camera, but told CTV's Janice Golding they are disheartened. One man, who said the tree has been a Christmas tradition for decades, was infuriated when he learned of the decision." <-- Disheartened my ass!!

"Lawyers who work in the building were also upset and couldn't understand the reasoning." <-- Damn straight they were upset.

"There's no reason why a Christmas tree can't be put wherever people want it to be. It's by no means an offense, I believe, to any religion," said one counsellor."<-- Pure Gangsta!!

"I don't know that it falls upon judges to make decisions of that sort anymore than upon any other member of the public," added another."

"The attorney general's office says there is no court or ministry policy that addresses this particular situation." <-- Atleast they know that Christmas - Christmas tree = NOTHING!!! >.<

"Cohen would not comment on camera." <-- Damn cunt.

"The small tree has been moved to an administrative corridor off to the side." <--Just utterly stupid in my humble opinoin.

Videos... 'nuff said

2006-12-13T16:00:00.000-05:00

Amazing Juggling Finale

Bush's edited State of the Union Adress

Tribute to classic Doom

Toot Tone

I can't decide :(

2006-12-12T21:28:00.000-05:00

What's better for headphones with lots of bass?

Panasonic Shockwave Neckband Headphones

Philips Turbo Bass Ear Clips Headphone

or

Sony Behind-The-Head Headphones

Please tell me which one to get by leaving a comment in the designated place.

Christmas Countdown!

2006-12-12T21:13:00.000-05:00

Get free graphics at BlingyBlob.com!

Happy Holidays to everyone! :)

A compilation of things II

2006-12-11T15:35:00.000-05:00

What's my Japanese subculture?

You Are a Henna Gaijin!

You're not Japanese, but you wish you were!
You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you've memorized hundreds of Kanji.
You even answer your phone "moshi moshi."
While the number of anime videos you've seen is way higher than the number of dates you've been on, there's hope.
Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat.

What's Your Japanese Subculture?

What breed of puppy am I?

You Are a Beagle Puppy

Cheerful, energetic, and happy go lucky.
And you're sense of smell is absolutely amazing!

What Breed of Puppy Are You?

What does my birth date mean for my love life?

Your Birthdate: May 21

You are certain and confident when you choose to love someone.
Even though your romantic choices may be unconventional - you stand behind them.
Your friends never know you as well as a romantic partner does.

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1

You are most compatible with people born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, and 30th of the month.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

What Christmas ornament am I?

You Are an Angel

A truly giving soul, you understand the spirit of Christmas.

What Christmas Ornament Are You?

What year was I born under?

You Were Born Under:

Delicate, timid, and attractive - sometimes you really do act like a bunny.
You're very compassionate and protective of those you love, sometimes too protective.
Your home is really your castle, and you make sure your home is comfortable and well furnished.
You don't like to argue - and you prefer a quiet, peaceful life.

You are most compatible with a Goat or a Pig.

What Year Were You Born Under?

At what price would I sell out?

On Average, You Would Sell Out For

$1,123,950

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

What's my Italian name?

Your Italian Name Is...

Armando Lombardi

What's Your Italian Name?

What movie is my Christmas most like?

Your Christmas is Most Like: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Christmas is a big, boisterous event at your place.
And no matter what, something hilarious usually happens.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

What's my Hawaiian name?

Your Hawaiian Name is:

Konane Meka

What's your Hawaiian Name?

What superhero am I?

You Are Superman

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever!

What Superhero Are You?

The Simpsons personality test

You Are Homer Simpson

You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...

With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.

You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life

Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."

The Simpsons Personality Test

What kind of pie am I?

You Are Mud Pie

You're the perfect combo of flavor and depth
Those who like you give into their impulses

What Kind of Pie Are You?

What Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavour am I?

You Are Dublin Mudslide Ice Cream

You won't remember any of this in the morning

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

What's my pizza personality?

Pepperoni Pizza

Robust and dominant.
When you go for something, you go full force.
You tend to take control of situations easily.
And in return, you get a ton of respect.

What's Your Pizza Personality?

What donut am I?

You Are a Powdered Devil's Food Donut

A total sweetheart on the outside, you love to fool people with your innocent image.
On the inside you're a little darker, richer, and more complex.
You're a hedonist who demands more than one pleasure at a time.
Decadent and daring, you test the limits of human indulgence.

What Donut Are You?

What Christmas carol am I?

Your Christmas Song Is

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say it glows.

For you, Christmas is a mix of tradition and fun.
You're not above strapping on a red blinking nose for a laugh

What Christmas Carol Are You?

What's my pirate name?

Your Pirate Name Is...

Evil Blackbeard

What's Your Pirate Name?

What does my heart candy say?

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Which of Santa's reindeer am I?

You Are Dancer

Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance.

Why You're Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa's private dancer.

Why You're Nice: You're friendly. Very friendly.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

What kind of food am I?

You Are Japanese Food

Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw.

What Kind of Food Are You?

What American city am I?

You Are Los Angeles

Young and fun, you always know where the best parties are.
And while you tend to keep things carefree and casual...
You certainly can glam it up when you need to.

Famous people from Los Angeles: Tyra Banks, Jake Gyllenhall, Freddie Prinze Jr.

What American City Are You?

What emoticon represents me the most right now?

Your Emoticon Is Smiling

Right now, you're feeling cheerful and content - without a care in the world.

What Emoticon Best Represents You Right Now?

A compilation of things

2006-12-08T19:04:00.000-05:00

What Japanese smilie am I?

You Are a "Wink"

What Japanese Smiley Are You?

What's my funky inner hair color?

Your Hair Should Be Blue

Wild, brilliant, and out of control.
You're a risk taker with an eye to the future.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Onyx Chimp
Your Superpower is Soul Sold to Devil
Your Weakness is Cotton Candy
Your Weapon is Your Silver Torpedoes
Your Mode of Transportation is Water Skis

What's your Superhero Name?

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Secret Wave
Your Superpower is Invisibility
Your Weakness is Cold Weather
Your Weapon is Your Kinetic Battle Axe
Your Mode of Transportation is Seahorse

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What's my wrestler name?

Your Wrestler Name Is...

Prince of Darkness Angel of Death

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What drug is my personality like?

Your Personality Is Like Marijuana

You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

What's my Japanese name?

Your Japanese Name Is...

Taku Tanaka

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What ice cream flavour am I?

You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

You are kind, popular, and generous.
You tend to be successful at anything you try.
A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.

You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

What's my Irish name?

Your Irish Name Is...

Quinn O'Sullivan

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What's my Elf name?

Your Elf Name Is...

Candy Hot Chocolate

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What jelly bean flavour am I?

You Are a Cherry Jelly Bean

Sweet yet strong, you have a distinct personality without being a weirdo. You're the most normal of all flavors - but you're never boring.

What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?

What planet am I from?

You Are From the Sun

Of all your friends, you're the shining star.
You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight.
You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party.
Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty.
Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best!

What Planet Are You From?

What's my outrageous name?

Your Outrageous Name is:

Pat Maweenie

Outrageous Name Generator

What winter sport am I?

You Are Hockey

Tough, athletic, and not afraid of a fight.
You don't mind putting your body on the line!

What Winter Sport Are You?

What language should I learn?

You Should Learn Japanese

You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!

What Language Should You Learn?

What's my porn star name?

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Long Dong Silver

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I'm fucking pissed >.<

2006-11-30T15:10:00.000-05:00

It's that yesterday I lost my favorite man ring that I received for Christmas last year. You must be wondering: "What's a 19 year-old wearing a ring?" Well, I'll tell you. It's that I wanted something else in my life and that's what it was. So tonight, I'll write some posters and describe my ring and tomorrow I'll see the principal if I can put them all over the school if the students have seen my ring.

Hooray!

2006-11-29T18:31:00.000-05:00

Well, it's official. On Thursday, December 21st I'm going to play pool with my classmates at a bar in downtown Gaspé and after that, we're heading to Subway to have our lunches. Sorry that I haven't posted in a long while it's that I'd like to talk about current events, but I'm just interested to talk with my e-friends on mIRC and doing other stuff. Maybe I should devote more time on this that going on mIRC all the time. :S

Happy Halloween, everybody!

2006-10-29T20:44:00.000-05:00

Yes, it's that time of year where people dress up in a scary costume or any other costume.

Even though that we're 2 days early, I just want to wish everyone a happy and safe Halloween this year. :)

By the way, this is what I'm getting dressed up as this year. :)

Sorry for making you wait

2006-10-16T19:52:00.000-04:00

I've been busy, ya know? MSN, MySpace, RPGForums, Diablo II. Just found this last night
and here are my hitman stats. :-)

Bloody Benny

People Iced:
Forty Four

Car Bombs Planted:
Forty Four

Favorite Weapon:
A Cleaver

Arms Broken:
Fourteen

Eyes Gouged:
Twenty

Tongues Cut Off:
Six

Biggest Enemy:
Backseat Borris

Here's the link: http://www.biovox.com/generators/hitman.asp